15 things about George Alley
1. I am the child of the lead singer of the Detroit blues band “Electric Shit” and a demolition derby driver.
2. I am also the descendant of sheiks, queens, and Robert E. Lee, commanding general of the Confederate Army.
3. My impetus is to reveal and bathe in pure power.
4. I am a capitalist.
5. I play with the idea of being a conservative.
6. I am a situalationist. I am beyond belief systems; I invent them.
7. I believe in population control; China is appealing in this way.
8. I love guns and knives but only if I have them. I threw a knife at a friend once, I thought they were CIA but I was mistaken.
9. Jeffery Dahlmer tried to get me to push his car when I was 8. I told him I only weighed 49 pounds.
10. “Communal” is not a word in my vocabulary; neither is White Zinfandel.
11. I dislike: Ecstasy, shrimp, IKEA, and television shows that take place in hospitals, police precincts or jails.
12. I was really into shoplifting, Jordache jeans and Donna Summer as a child.
13. I have good taste in friends. I also like blimps.
14. I once threw someone’s birthday cake down a flight of stairs; they were institutionalized soon after.
15. I knew how to levitate but it was many years ago and I don’t know how to do it anymore. I know it involved this movement that is sort of like when you make those fish shapes while ice skating.
