I have been thinking a lot about mutant genetically deformed fish. Perhaps after reading an article that you misleads you into believing that the Cuyahoga River is clean enough now that you can swim in it, (you cannot).
Here are some pictures and articles about MUTANT FISH
The Goonch: A Man-eating Catfish.
Baptists that are afraid of Britney Spears, 3-eyed Toads and Joe Orton.